Parrot refuses to go back in it’s cage?

December 5th, 2008 | by Adrian |
Penfold mankini bear asked:


following advice from a friend I abandoned my plans to line the parrot’s (Jurgen) cage with the sheet music to Now That’s What I Call Wicked Radical Massive Urban Club Anthems 2008 and opted instead for the lyric sheet to Coolios third album my soul. Now when ever I put Jurgen near his cage he starts sticking his claw in his beak and gagging. What should I do?

  1. 12 Responses to “Parrot refuses to go back in it’s cage?”

  2. By itsjustme on Dec 7, 2008 | Reply

    Make him learn to play this ion the fiddle and banjo

  3. By skittlebursties on Dec 7, 2008 | Reply

    sit him down and just talk to him. Tell him that the economy is really bad and theirs starving people out their. If he doesn’t want to become someones breakfast that he better go back inside his cage.

  4. By Bob Loblaw on Dec 9, 2008 | Reply

    Wow, I forgot about Coolio.

  5. By HOLEY MOLEY SCROLLEY on Dec 11, 2008 | Reply

    Parrots go mad if they are lonely

  6. By Loosey™ on Dec 13, 2008 | Reply

    There are some things even a parrot won’t **** on. I suggest lining the bottom with poetry ramblings by T.D. Euwaite. He’s gonna kill me for this, I just know it.

  7. By Gerard de Ridefor† on Dec 15, 2008 | Reply

    Forget about Coolio and try Elvis jailhouse rock goes down well with parrots doing bird

  8. By Duncan w ™ ® on Dec 16, 2008 | Reply

    Eat the bird.

  9. By Georgie Girl on Dec 18, 2008 | Reply

    You’ve done the best you can do,
    I say Fluess him down the loozinhuasen!

    MOLey!!
    Eat my puddy what??
    YIKES!

  10. By tyler durden Oƒƒicial on Dec 21, 2008 | Reply

    Ditto.

    There are some things even a parrot won’t **** on. I suggest lining the bottom with poetry ramblings by T.D. Euwaite. He’s gonna kill me for this, I just know it.

    Source(s):
    j/k TD. I would be happy to be stuck in an elevator with you while you recite all your works ad nauseum. Operative word there being . . . oh, never mind. Where the hell are you anyway? Don’t tell me you’ve blocked me. That would be totally uncalled for. :)

  11. By Recital Vinylist ~epiphany!~ on Dec 24, 2008 | Reply

    It’s a parrot to me that you’re not a good parrot parent….

  12. By Boo on Dec 24, 2008 | Reply

    You’ve done the best you can do,
    I say Fluess him down the loozinhuasen!

    MOLey!!
    Eat my puddy what??
    YIKES!

    GG do it again.

  13. By Ronatnyu on Dec 24, 2008 | Reply

    Oh … that’s great! I’ll just send over Beverly, my 15 foot, Boa ….. The Parrot will go in one place or the other!

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