If my parrot is in the room with me while I’m watching **** will it start to talk dirty?

February 11th, 2009 | by Adrian |
Hello Che asked:


I watch **** probably 3-5 times a day, and double that on weekends. Would putting a blanket over his cage make a difference?

  1. 9 Responses to “If my parrot is in the room with me while I’m watching **** will it start to talk dirty?”

  2. By Matt The Strong on Feb 11, 2009 | Reply

    If it does, make mp3’s and post them on the net, I would love to hear it.

  3. By scoobyd3 on Feb 15, 2009 | Reply

    umm…buy a new one…internet **** too…mix it up….course I would freaking be rolling on the floor for a week if I’m sitting there and hear your bird say “oh yeah…you like that dont you…oh yeah…take all you want baby”…..

  4. By Helena Handbasket on Feb 18, 2009 | Reply

    Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy?
    Squauk-whistle!

  5. By robb k on Feb 20, 2009 | Reply

    only if you watch the same flick over and over, but maybe it will start screaming and moaning first, then pick up some of themore common phrases - like “your a trucker so you must have a big C ock” lmao

    and the blanket thing… only if he likes it in the dark

  6. By mom2kats on Feb 20, 2009 | Reply

    well…………….IF you say things out loud……. while you are doing whatever…….. the parrot is bound to repeat what you are saying……….thats why they call it a parrot! hahahahaha!

  7. By ohioartist on Feb 21, 2009 | Reply

    Hello Che, I would try earplugs, very very small ear plugs.

    I’d watch out because your parrot could tell your monkey and your two year old son could sing to your girlfriend about it when he’s doing elvis impersonations and your 4 year old might tell your neighbors rabbit who would spread the word as quick as a bunny which would leave you all alone choking your chicken.

  8. By emvannattan on Feb 23, 2009 | Reply

    3 to 5 times a day? Leaving that one alone.

    If your parrot picks up any phrases, man you could get rich with the funny home videos. Try leaving it on just for him to learn that. Thats hilarious!

    It would have to be the same intonations, though.

  9. By play_romantic on Feb 23, 2009 | Reply

    First off your freaking sick, your need to stop thinking with your ****. You have a problem if you have to look at it that much. You have nothing better to do or what?

  10. By Stevie on Feb 24, 2009 | Reply

    Only if you stroke it … It may spit at you too..

    Polly wanna *****?

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